He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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