this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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