Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
its not stalking. its research.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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