Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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go home
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He shit in the fireplace
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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