no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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