he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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