my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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