Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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