It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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