you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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