i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Be still, my beating vagina.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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