he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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