There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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