sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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