I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Randomize
