So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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