I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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