i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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