have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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