I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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