GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
