thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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