i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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