Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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