i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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