i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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