Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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