I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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