i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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