are you still at the devil's house?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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