Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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