he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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