I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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