my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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