i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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