Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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