Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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