Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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