I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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