I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
