fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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