its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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