I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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