Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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