Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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