next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
last night I used snow as a chaser
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
