So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
People in love make me want to vomit
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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