Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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