The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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