is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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