how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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