he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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