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Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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