can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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