U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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