and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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